Donald Trump is a better president than Joe Biden could ever be. You know that Biden will just continue Obama’s socialist policies and make us all leftists. We can’t afford four more years of what Obama did to us. That’s why we have to bring Trump back!
Just look at the numbers: Trump has grown the stock market better than any other president, he’s added more jobs, and the national debt has never been in better shape. Check it out:
OK, so Obama was a little better there. But Trump created more jobs, right?
Maybe Obama has Trump beat on the stock market and jobs. But Trump said he’d crush the national debt with his tax plan. How’s that going?
But let’s not forget that Trump signed a huge bailout because of COVID. Oh wait; that chart is before the bailout. Damn.
On the other hand, his leadership has helped us open up the economy and flatten the curve, right?
OK, so ¼ of all global COVID cases come from the U.S. At least we’re still the envy of the world. Well, maybe not Europe, but who needs them anyway? Hmmm, now that I consider it, maybe we need them. But Trump is all in on fixing this pandemic. Uh, hold on: He cut funding for the WHO? Jesus.
Remember that our states are still going strong, right? Wrong. Is Trump is setting a good example for the country? Nope. Now that I’m looking at it more closely, WTF is he thinking? I’m starting to waver. I mean, even Pence put on a mask!
OK, but what about freedom? After all, Obama was going to invade Texas! Trump’s got to be better than that. I mean, Trump would never turn his military on American citizens, would he? At least the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs stands behind him. And his Secretary of Defense is on-board, too. Holy crap: No, no, and no! And this guy definitely doesn’t like him. Uh, Trump’s looking a like a disaster now that I actually separate his self-promoting rhetoric from the facts.
And then there’s his longstanding record of bigoted, racist behavior, like this, and this, and this. And believe me, I could find about 20 more examples without trying hard. I guess he believes in freedom–for white people. At least his white nationalist fans think so.
So no, I’m not voting for the steaming turd-pile that is Donald Trump. The facts are that Trump’s economic miracle was at best a continuation of what Obama did, his response to COVID risks economic ruin for all of us, and his record on civil rights and freedom is so appalling that David Duke loves him. If I voted for Trump, that’s the bed I’d be getting into. David Duke’s bed. The former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Don’t sleep with David Duke. Vote for Biden, or frankly anyone with a pulse who has even the remotest interest in public service and not self-promotion.
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